Traditional Economics vs World Economics

31 Oct

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don’t have any cows! You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. They are both mad cows.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

NIGERIAN ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows. You slaughter both and invite other countries to the feast!

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