Definitions of…

2 Nov

Wonderfully Described Definitions,
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement where in a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

CLASSIC: A book which people praise,but never read.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes.

DIPLOMAT : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip  

MISER:A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

BOSS: Some one who is early when you are late and late when you are early ……….

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you by his bills!

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