Wonderfully Described Definitions,
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement where in a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
CLASSIC: A book which people praise,but never read.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes.
DIPLOMAT : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
MISER:A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
BOSS: Some one who is early when you are late and late when you are early ……….
POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you by his bills!